Summer Fun On NBC Hmmâ€¦ maybe? Letâ€™s just see about that, heh!
Americaâ€™s Got Talent Two Hour Season premiere, Tuesday June 5th 9/8c
The second season premiers with a new host, Jerry Springer, joining the judges Piers Morgan, David Hasselhoff and another new addition Sharon Osbourne, for an exciting season where you help decide the winner! Who is the next talented American?
Okay wait, David Hasselhoffâ€¦ Why? And Jerry Springerâ€¦. No way. I do not have a good feeling about this. Not. Even. A. Little. At least there is one non-objectionable judge on the panel, and that is Sharon Osbourne. Oh my g-d! Yes! I like her.
But, I canâ€™t even begin to imagine what will happen when the American public who manages to land on this show, doesnâ€™t have any …um, er… how you say….talent. (Because câ€™mon, letâ€™s face it, most of us donâ€™t.)
With Springer at the helmâ€¦I wonder, will the live audience members be given metal folding chairs to hurl at the failing contestants? Or, will Hasselhoff decide to go off the booze free wagon on raw footage again? Maybe, Ozzy Osbourne will be making guest appearances? Wow. I hope Ozzy decides to follow any voted, or kicked off, contestant to their homes, only to taunt them and throw hams in their pools.
Because then, weâ€™d have a show. Seriously, I would rather watch a show called, â€œJust Sharon Osborneâ€. Mkayâ€¦.
Sorry NBC, you know I love you, but you sadly, missed the mark on this one.