The Girls Next Door

Okay so what. I love this show. Really I hate to admit it, but that is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

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It has been rumored that this trio of ladies: Bridgette Holly & Kendra may be ‘breaking up.’ I heard from a pretty reliable source that Kendra is in talks with the producers to create her own reality TV Show about her moving OUT of The Mansion and into her own place.

Um. Wha? NO!

As much as I like Kendra (she is the athletic one, and my favorite of the thee) she moved into The Mansion when she was just 19 years old. I watched her turn 21 in Las Vegas on the E Channel. 100 % VIP style. I’ve watched her and the others travel world wide, throw lavish parties and have more fun than I could ever imagine.

I guess I couldn’t expect the trio to stay together for ever, but, who will be filling Kendra’s shoes? And what will happen to Kendra on her own? I hate change. Especially when I’ve become attached to the characters and the dynamic between them.

Once I can confirm this rumor, I will be posting more details.

Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product!

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

American Idol.

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Well, well, well. Um. Hmm. I am not sure if I am ‘cool’ with this. Yanno that old adage, “If it aint broke, don’t fix it”…I tend to agree with that. However, American Idol has decided to change things up and add a 4th judge to the panel.

Kara DioGuardi, the newly-installed fourth judge on “American Idol,” is confident she’ll find her niche within the bickering, ratings-tested judges’ panel where the line between love and hate is blurred with every critique…”

I have so many questions, but one stands out the most in my mind. Um. What is going to happen when or if there is a TIE between the judges? I mean wasn’t the point of a 3 panel judge to prevent 2 against 2 when voting weather or not a contestant will be moving on before the voting is left in the hands of the general public.

I dont know. I guess we will all just have to wait and see how this pans out when the new season starts.

The Closer

I know. I know. My poor little neglected blog. I promise to be back on a regular schedule come fall. I have many announcements to bring to you. Trust me you wont want to miss these!

In the mean time, I have some great news. For all 5 of us not interested in watching the Democratic Convention, Tonight on TNT its back to back episodes of The Closer starting at 8pm. Wheeeee!

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The Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast

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This was the funniest Roast I’ve had the sheer pleasure of watching in a very long time. I haven’t laughed this hard in I cant remember when. If you didn’t have the chance to see it for yourself, check out this link to see what you missed.

One of my favorite Roasters of the evening was given by the very old, and yet still very talented Cloris Leachman. I can only hope to maintain her sense of humor when I am her age.

When the award-winning actress sniped, “I can’t believe I shaved for this. I mean, what am I even doing here? Who cares about Bob Saget?” I was in stitches. However, one of her best lines was her opening statement when she said, “I didn’t come here to Roast Bob Saget. I came here to f*ck John Stamos.” I just about fell out of my chair. Believe you me, there are plenty of more classic jokes, and hilarious quotes where that came from.

The Comedy Central Bob Saget roast will re-broadcast this Tuesday August 19th at 1opm. Do not miss it.

So Happy Together

An Unhealthy Obsession With My Apple Computer. The Movie.

Here are the links to this little video. I hope you guys enjoy watching this little video as much as I loved making it.

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PS: If you remotely enjoyed this video, I am asking anyone willing to: blog about it, link back to it, twit it, myspace it, digg it, stumble it, tell other people about it?

PPS: This Photo and this Photo are my two favorite shots in the whole movie

The Best ‘Date’ Ive Ever Had

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Ya’ll just knew this would happen one day. Since I had given up on dating a long time ago, it was only a matter of time before I decided to start ‘dating’ my computer.

I’ve been creating a ‘video’ about my unhealthy love affair and the serious addiction I have with my Apple Computer. I asked one of my girlfriends, who just happens to be a professional photographer, Jen Rinaldi, if she would be so kind to take some photos of me with my Mac for my little movie project. After she saw the ‘rough draft’ of the video in production she happily agreed. Thanks Jen!!

The above shot is just one of my favorites. The rest of the photos (including this one) will be posted in the movie. Once I am finished with the construction, and editing, I promise to blog the completed version of the ‘movie’.

(Oh, and apparently, you can twitter photos. As I know some of you already saw this photo last night!)