Enter The ‘BURN NOTICE’ Contest For Your Chance To WIN An All-New Hyundai Genesis Coupe’!

Get ready to get BURNED! The #1 show on cable returns with all new episodes. Don’t miss Tyne Daly & Clayne Crawford guest-starring in the Burn Notice winter premiere – “A Dark Road” – airing Thursday, January 21 at 10/9C.

Become a Fan on Facebook HERE! Follow on Twitter HERE! And, visit the Official Site HERE to play Covert Ops: Vegas Heist (beginning on 1/21) for a chance to WIN an all-new Hyundai Genesis Coupe!

Enter to win a Burn Notice tote filled with:
– Season 1 & Season 2 DVDs
– Burn Notice Branded Flashlight
– Burn Notice Book: The End Game
– Burn Notice T-Shirt

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Guidelines:
-Open to U.S. Residents only
-Entrants must be at least 18 yrs of age

Here is a video preview of the new season premiere!

Enter The ‘WHITE COLLAR’ Contest For Your Chance To WIN An All-New ‘Ford Taurus’!

And, YOU have the chance to WIN a brand new Ford!

USA Network’s new hit series White Collar is back with all new episodes on an all new night. Don’t miss the return TONIGHT, Tuesday, January 19 at 10pm/9c! The season premiere picks up after December’s cliffhanger as Neal must infiltrate a company of corrupt Wall Street brokers to preserve his deal with the FBI. When Peter is forced to go undercover alongside him, a discovery is made that could change their partnership forever. Become a fan on Facebook by clicking HERE, Follow on Twitter, by clicking HERE , And….Visit The Official Website by clicking HERE for your chance to WIN a new Taurus!!! (beginning 1/19).

Enter to win a White Collar Gift Bag containing:
– Cashmere Scarf
– Links of London Leather Credit Card Case
– Thomas Pink Custom Collar Stays
– Stainless Steel Flask
– White Collar T-Shirt

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Guidelines:
-Open to U.S. Residents only
-Entrants must be at least 18 yrs of age

Also, The USA Network announced an interactive game WHITE COLLAR: CHASING THE SHADOW that allows fans to take their love of the critically acclaimed USA drama, WHITE COLLAR, to new levels of online interaction. WHITE COLLAR, which follows a con artist and FBI agent who team to catch the bad guys, now gains an online story extension through CHASING THE SHADOW, which was developed in conjunction with show creator Jeff Eastin.

The game gives fans the chance to be a part of the crime-solving team through seven levels of cat and mouse situations, clue deciphering and tests of detective skills. Armed with various crime solving tools, including the 2010 Ford Taurus Limited (with actual car features utilized in the game) players are in hot-pursuit of notorious villain, The White Shadow and the ultimate chance to win a Ford Taurus Limited. The announcement was made by Jesse Redniss, USA’s vice president of digital.

WHITE COLLAR is this fall season’s most critically acclaimed dramas about the most unlikely of partnerships between a con artist (Matt Bomer) and an FBI agent (Tim DeKay). The show also stars Tiffani Thiessen, Willie Garson and Natalie Morales. WHITE COLLAR was created and is executive produced by Jeff Eastin and comes from Fox Television Studios. The show is shot entirely on location in and around New York City.

“Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.”

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* “Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening” Stand-Up Special Extended And Uncensored has now been released for DVD purchase!*

Coming off of his phenomenal breakout year, Comedy Central is bringing critically-acclaimed comedian and actor Aziz Ansari (“Parks and Recreation,” “Funny People”) to the stage where he’ll discuss topics ranging from sheets with fraudulent thread counts to the chubbiness of his young cousin, Harris, in this brand-new, one-hour stand-up special.

Bonus material includes a Comedy Death Ray performance at the UCB Theater in LA. “Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening” will be also available, extended and uncensored, on download-to-own platforms including iTunes and Amazon Video On Demand, as well as in standard and high definition versions on Xbox LIVE Marketplace, Zune and PlayStation Store.

Recently named one of Entertainment Weekly’s top future stars of comedy, Ansari exploded onto the entertainment scene this year. Aside from his current starring role opposite Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones in NBC’s critically-acclaimed series “Parks and Recreation,” Ansari’s television credits also include MTV’s hit sketch comedy series “Human Giant,” a guest starring role on HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords” and a multi-episode arc on ABC’s “Scrubs.” His feature film credits include “I Love You, Man” with Paul Rudd and Jason Segel, “Observe and Report” with Seth Rogen and Anna Faris and “Funny People” opposite Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, from which the character “Raaaaaaaandy” was born. The popularity of this character has even led Judd Apatow to commission a series of “Raaaaaaaandy” based mockumentaries which have been released on FunnyOrDie.com. Most recently, it was announced that Judd Apatow and Universal Pictures have picked up a trio of comedy pitches from Ansari and Jason Woliner, with Ansari attached to star and Woliner to direct. Ansari won the Jury Award for Best Stand-Up at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen in 2006, was selected for Rolling Stone’s annual “Hot List” as their choice for “Hot Stand-Up” in 2005 and Paste Magazine recently named him one of the “Top 10 Comedians of the Decade.”

For more on Aziz Ansari visit his website by clicking HERE!

Seriously. This guy is hilarious.

Willow Related Death

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“Tosh.0” Takes You Back To The 80s!

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“Tosh.0” Takes You Back To The 80s With A Web Reunion Of The Crystal Light Dancers!

On the new episode of “Tosh.0,” Daniel web chats with Wii Fit girl and reunites the Crystal Light Dancers after 23 years in the first ever Web Reunion. Catch an all new episode of “Tosh.0” January 2oth at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

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Congratulations To The: 2010 Golden Globe Winners!

Best Motion Picture – Drama
Avatar

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
** Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart

Best Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
The Hangover

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
** Meryl Streep – Julie & Julia

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
** Robert Downey Jr. – Sherlock Holmes

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mo’nique – Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds

Best Animated Feature Film
Up

Best Director – Motion Picture
James Cameron – Avatar

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner – Up In The Air

Best Television Series – Drama
Mad Men (AMC)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama
** Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife (CBS)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
** Michael C. Hall – Dexter (SHOWTIME)

Best Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Glee (FOX)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Toni Collette – United States Of Tara (SHOWTIME)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
*** Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock (NBC) ***

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television
Grey Gardens (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television
** Drew Barrymore – Grey Gardens (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
** Kevin Bacon – Taking Chance (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chloë Sevigny – Big Love (HBO)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
** John Lithgow – Dexter (SHOWTIME)

John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show

On tonight’s episode, of the John Oliver Show Brian Posehn, Matt Braunger and others stop by for a night full of comedy.

In the preview clip below, Posehn tells us about a hotel employee he once met who couldn’t figure out who he was. Make sure to tune-in tonight at 11pm/10c!

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She’s Got The Look

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BROOKE BURKE NAMED NEW HOST OF TV LAND’S HIT REALITY SERIES

“SHE’S GOT THE LOOK”

[Supermodel And TV Reporter Roshumba Williams Signed As Judge]

*The Series Giving Women 35 And Older A Second Chance At Their Dreams*

New York, New York – January 14, 2010 – TV Land announced today that television personality, entrepreneur and former winner of “Dancing With The Stars” Brooke Burke will host the third season of TV Land’s original hit reality modeling competition “She’s Got The Look.” This season of “She’s Got The Look,” which begins production next week in Los Angeles, CA, sets out to discover a beautiful, sophisticated and confident woman over the age of 35 who has the potential to transform herself into a model, representing some of the most high-profile brands and highly-coveted campaigns in the fashion and beauty industries. In other casting news, the network announced that model and TV reporter Roshumba Williams is joining the series as a judge along with celebrity stylist Robert Verdi and Wilhelmina president Sean Patterson. Emmy Award-winner Allison Grodner (“Big Brother,” “Blowout”) returns as executive producer and has teamed up with executive producer Rich Meehan (“Big Brother”) in their first project together under their new banner, Fly On The Wall Entertainment. The show has also renewed partnerships with SELF Magazine and world-renowned modeling agency, Wilhelmina Models, Inc.

“This new season of ‘She’s Got The Look’ is bound to be exciting as we welcome Brooke Burke and Roshumba Williams on board, and we are introduced to an amazing roster of women 35 and older,” states Larry W. Jones, president, TV Land. “Brooke Burke’s passion for her work, her family and her joy in being a mother is relatable and inspiring to women everywhere. And we are thrilled that Roshumba Williams can contribute her modeling expertise and offer her own insight to these women who have all been given a second chance at a life-long dream. Viewers will be inspired by the mentoring, friendships and the transformations experienced throughout the season.”

Throughout the past three seasons of “She’s Got The Look,” contestants have ranged from the ages of 35 to 72 years-old. The exposure and success from the series has secured a variety of top-tier bookings for many of the show’s alumni with clients such as: Kmart, Verizon, AT&T, Nicole Miller Cosmetics, Hallmark, Microsoft, Toyota, Volvo and many more. These achievements fulfill the shows premise that beauty is timeless.

TV personality and former “Dancing With The Stars” winner Brooke Burke has graced numerous magazine covers, had top-selling swimsuit calendars and is regularly ranked in men’s magazines as one of the sexiest women in the world today. The mother of four has most recently returned to television as the new “Mommy Correspondent” on the nationally syndicated hit daytime talk show “The Doctors.” Burke serves as a liaison between mothers everywhere and the esteemed panel of doctors.

She recently became CEO of ModernMom.com, an online community for the woman behind the mom. In the fall of 2007 Burke, the entrepreneur, launched an online store called babooshbaby.com, featuring her popular post-pregnancy belly wraps, “Tauts.” As a pro blogger, she offers an in-depth look into her personal life, which can be experienced on her daily blog at www.ModernMom.com.

Burke hosted “Wild On…” (1997) on E! which was seen in 120 countries and in more than 400 million homes. She teamed with CBS and executive producer Mark Burnett (“Survivor”) to co-host the reality series, “Rock Star: INXS” (2005), with celebrated rock guitarist Dave Navarro (formerly of Jane’s Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers). The following year, Burke and Navarro once again co-hosted a second installment of the series, “Rock Star: Supernova” (2006). She also hosted NBC’s pre-show for the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards with Tiki Barber and Nancy O’Dell.

Roshumba Williams is best known as a model and cover-girl, a lifestyle expert, television host, reporter and author. She is a five-time Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition model and has been seen on the pages of Vogue, Elle, Essence and The New York Times Sunday magazine.

As a correspondent broadcaster and television personality she has been seen on Entertainment Tonight, VH1, CNN’s “Showbiz Tonight,” HGTV, “Hollywood Squares,” the Tennis Channel and as a host of the NBC primetime “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search,” among others. Prior to her broadcast career Williams was recognized as one of the world’s top models. For over a decade she walked the runway for designers Yves Saint Laurent, Versace and Chanel. She represented Cover Girl, Hanes and Clairol. Williams is the author of The Complete Idiots Guide To Being A Model Second Edition (Penguin 2007). The book was a top seller in its category.

Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Award-Winning Series Makes Its Debut on Basic Cable
Wednesday, March 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT

LOS ANGELES (January 14, 2010) – TV Guide Network today announced that “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the ground-breaking, critically acclaimed HBO comedy series created by and starring Larry David (Co-Creator, “Seinfeld”), will be televised with its full-length episodes to honor the creative integrity of this clever and irreverent show. TV Guide Network will not cut-down the shows to fit a traditional half-hour format thereby allowing the show to play as originally intended by Larry David. The episodes will be edited only for language and nudity. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” premieres on TV Guide Network on Wednesday, March 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT. The announcement was made by TV Guide Network President Ryan O’Hara at the Television Critics Association Winter Press Tour.

“’Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is one of the most brilliant comedy series in modern television, and a show of this caliber deserves to be shown in as much of its entirety as possible,” said Mr. O’Hara. “We are thrilled that our viewers will be able to enjoy the full-length episodes as conceived by the show creator Larry David.”

TV Guide Network will preserve the integrity of the show by keeping as much original content as suitable for basic cable audiences. The episodes will be edited by HBO for standards and practices, but will not be edited for time.

“Curb Your Enthusiasm” garnered tremendous buzz and critical praise for its seventh season which recently aired on HBO at the end of 2009. The season featured a long-awaited reunion with the famed cast of “Seinfeld” 11 years after the show’s finale. In addition, the series’ seventh season recently earned a Screen Actors Guild® award nomination for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series.

“Curb Your Enthusiasm” stars Larry David as himself in an unsparing but tongue-in-cheek depiction of his life. Shot in a verite style and featuring celebrities playing themselves, the episodes are improvised by the actors from an outline created by David. The series also stars Cheryl Hines as David’s wife Cheryl, Jeff Garlin as David’s manager Jeff and Susie Essman as Jeff’s wife Susie. The show was nominated for four Emmys® in 2008, including Outstanding Comedy Series. It won the Golden Globe® in the Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy category in 2002. In 2003, Robert B. Weide won a directing Emmys® for his work on the series. The series has also received awards from the Writers Guild of America, Directors Guild of America, Banff Television Festival, American Film Institute and Monte Carlo Television Festival, among others. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is executive produced by Larry David, Jeff Garlin, Gavin Polone, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer, Tim Gibbons and Erin O’Malley.

About TV Guide Network
TV Guide Network is the true entertainment insider and the only network that celebrates Hollywood, its stars and the shows that fans adore. Committed to buzz-worthy, breakout programming and a rich, multi-platform viewing experience, TV Guide Network is seen in more than 80 million homes nationwide and online at TVGuide.com, a one-stop fan destination serving 21 million unique users per month. TV Guide Network is home to some of America’s fan-favorite series including “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “Ugly Betty” and “American Idol Rewind.” The network also takes fans behind-the-scenes of Hollywood with original programming that delivers the latest news on entertainment and pop culture, as well as live coverage of the industry’s biggest events such as the Red Carpet at the Academy Awards® and Primetime Emmy® Awards. TV Guide Network, TVGuide.com and the TV Guide brand are owned by Lionsgate (NYSE: LGF), the leading next-generation studio and producer of award-winning series “Mad Men” and “Weeds,” and One Equity Partners, the private equity arm of JPMorgan Chase.