Summer Fun On NBC

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Summer Fun On NBC Hmm… maybe? Let’s just see about that, heh!

America’s Got Talent Two Hour Season premiere, Tuesday June 5th 9/8c

The second season premiers with a new host, Jerry Springer, joining the judges Piers Morgan, David Hasselhoff and another new addition Sharon Osbourne, for an exciting season where you help decide the winner! Who is the next talented American?

Okay wait, David Hasselhoff… Why? And Jerry Springer…. No way. I do not have a good feeling about this. Not. Even. A. Little. At least there is one non-objectionable judge on the panel, and that is Sharon Osbourne. Oh my g-d! Yes! I like her.

But, I can’t even begin to imagine what will happen when the American public who manages to land on this show, doesn’t have any …um, er… how you say….talent. (Because c’mon, let’s face it, most of us don’t.)

With Springer at the helm…I wonder, will the live audience members be given metal folding chairs to hurl at the failing contestants? Or, will Hasselhoff decide to go off the booze free wagon on raw footage again? Maybe, Ozzy Osbourne will be making guest appearances? Wow. I hope Ozzy decides to follow any voted, or kicked off, contestant to their homes, only to taunt them and throw hams in their pools.

Because then, we’d have a show. Seriously, I would rather watch a show called, “Just Sharon Osborne”. Mkay….

Sorry NBC, you know I love you, but you sadly, missed the mark on this one.

11 thoughts on “Summer Fun On NBC

  1. just an after thought…

    Perhaps the producers should pull a fast one by letting the audience vote on the judges… Jerry Springer, who appears best when the average audience’s IQ hovers between 40 and 50 points, may not cut it in the company of more discerning viewers….

    There’s got to be some kinda room reserved for “has been” celebs such as Hasselhoffs and Springers of the world… Whenever producers come up with B rated entertainment, they pull a couple of these entetainers out of cold storage…

  2. a show called “the hoff-ice”, with the hoff as the boss, jerry springer and sharon osbourne as cubicle mates and the occassional drop-in from ozzy, as the district manager. the hoff’s desk is magical, explaining memos and telling him which drawer to look in when searching for files, among other tricks. crazy “hoff-ice” antics unfold each episode, culminating in a melee in which at least one person is clocked over the head with a chair or has a shirt ripped off. or, on another note, they could all live together in “The Surreal Life”, part 9 or whatever sequel number it is.

  3. oh, there’s so much potential here! if only i’d watched more knight rider and baywatch…at least once every episode, someone in some random scene has to say that Hoff, as the boss, “has been a real life saver” and then flashbacks of him running with the little red diving board and his speedo (was it a speedo? it is in this show!) running through the office, saving a pile of neatly stacked files from falling or rescuing an office-workers child from a malfunctioning car seat or unclogging a toilet or doing whatever it takes to make sure the chick in human resources gets the soda she paid for from the broken vending machine. and sharon is plaqued by little cartoon captions with actual pitures of different french, fat-laden foods (criossants, creme brulee, french fries) while stuck at her desk, reading gastric Bipass Weekly. every now and then she gets a conference call from kelly and jack, arguing about what color to dye the dogs or something ridiculous. and jerry springer can have flash-forwards (the opposite of flashbacks) where he imagines how things MIGHT unfold IF…then a flash-forward much like we see in “Scrubs”, with black sabbath playing in the background. in jerry’s flash-forwards, sharon is sometimes talking to him about how atracted she is to her son, or the Hoff is talking to him about the time he was fondled by a dolphin in a pool at sea world and has never gotten over it. stay tuned, my mind is racing…

  4. Damn!! SOMEONE get this woman a contract as a NETWORK PRODUCER and DIRECTOR stat!

    all I have to say is somehow “KIT” needs to make an appearance!

  5. “kit” is the desk, hence all the assistance the hoff gets from it. it even has a gas pedal and a brake pedal. and you now those little swinging doors, like a gate, that sometimes separate the desk suite from the sitting area? well, that’s a car door. and it has a working window. and his inter-office intercom is the shape of a stick-shift. when he’s on a conference call with ozzy, the district manager, the desk acts like a very satisfied client in the background, praising the hoff at every turn. the hoff confides in his desk, he loves his desk. sometimes he appears in jerry’s flash-forwards, atop the desk, in his speedo, eating a hamburger (like in the video his daughter took of him), laughing and giggling like a school girl. his biggest fear is that he will be promoted and have to leave the desk behind.

  6. PASS ME SOME OF WHATEVER YOU GUYS WERE SMOKIN
    THIS SHOW IS WAY TOO UNWATCHABLE FOR ME.
    EVERYTIME I ATTEMPTED TO LOOK I FRANICALLY GRABBED FOR THE CLICKER.
    YOU AND BROOKSTONE MADE FOR SOME SERIOUS HUMOR THOUGH AND I THANK YOU BOTH FOR THAT.
    OLLY

  7. I am disappointed at NBC for bringing this stupid show back for a second season.

  8. How about… when they were all sitting around at a huge table deciding who to make as judges…they chose someone who wasnt even the star of the show he was on.
    KIT WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER. OF KNIGHT RIDER.
    KIT would have been a better choice, totally.

    I guess this show would be kinda cool for people who like to get lied to. I won’t watch this because if I am going to watch something that isnt real its not going to be reality tv.

    Those contestants might be a little entertaining at times but not enough FOR ME!

    ♥♥P.s Sharon and I are having lunch at the IVY as usual cause thats how much I ♥ her.

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