REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

2 thoughts on “REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

  1. LOL! I also like:

    THREE WISE WOMEN
    would have:
    asked for directions,
    arrived on time,
    helped deliver the Baby,
    cleaned the stable,
    made a casserole,
    brought practical gifts,
    and then there would be Peace on Earth!

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